Thursday, October 04, 2007

One for the Road

Students in Thanet will be pleased to hear that scientists have delivered conclusive proof of what many people instinctively knew - booze makes you clever!

I wonder if cigarettes are good for you too?

Top boffins at the University of Auckland, New Zealand, by studying the mental performance of specially-created transgenic rats well supplied with drink, have found that moderate daily alcohol intake conferred "heightened cognition".

The rest of the story can be found here but while you read it but as a member of the licensing committee I'm off to the pub to study intensively for my next CAA exams. I'm now waiting for the announcement that one of our better-known local pub chains will be sponsoring the new Thanet Campus. Slogans below please but nothing libellous please!

9 comments:

Michael Child said...

Thorless is bad for you

Anonymous said...

shurly not shome mishtake.

Anonymous said...

I drink, therefore I am....an MBA (hic)

Anonymous said...

"Thor he's a jolly good fellow - Thor he's a jolly good fellow!"

Anonymous said...

Great! All these years I thort I couldn't drink!

Anonymous said...

A thor head in the morning is guarrantteed at our Campus in Thanet.

Anonymous said...

Franks for the memory

Anonymous said...

The real Escape from reality.

Anonymous said...

Thorley Tech will reach parts of your brain, that other Techs can't.