Richard Littlejohn's column in the Daily Mail this morning could equally make you laugh or cry with his stories on policing and political correctness.
One example, the Metropolitan Police decided to spend £70,000 sending officers on "Shakespeare awareness" courses.
"The programme was designed to instill "inspirational leadership" by drawing on Henry and Julius Caesar. Wherefore art thou, Romeo Bravo Echo?"
The others aren't much better, a police helicopter scambled to chase a stolen pedaloe and two children nicked for not having a tax disc displayed on a home made wooden "go kart," so read on.