Is Gordon coming this way? It's what I'm attempting to work out this lunchtime as our Prime Minister in waiting, flits around the South-east marginal constituencies as part of his new "Golden Gordon" charm offensive.
South Thanet would be a natural choice, as it's now as marginal as one can get but does Gordon or his advisers know where Thanet is? A few minutes ago Gordon was 'Live' in Gillingham and so forty minutes would be enough for a rendezvous with Ramsgate to offer a little support to his - sorry Tony's - hard pressed Tranport Minister, Dr Ladyman.
If he does turn-up, I do hope I have enough time to arrange a welcome message. Any suggestions anyone. Thirty-two characters maximum.