And today's popular conspiracy theory is that I have used my 'influence' to have the motorcycle or scooter rally moved away from Westbrook. Next week I'm using this magic power to have the troops withdrawn from Iraq and Dreamland turned-back into a thriving funfair, both in time for the weekend!
Reader Dick Osborne points out that there may be two, two wheel rallies happening between now and Bank Holiday, so wires may have been crossed. Here's the advertisment for one of them anyway.
Meanwhile, I'm toying with the idea of delivering a personal aerial message to Tony Blair on the day he resigns. With 32 characters - including spaces - available because of drag limitations, what should it be I wonder? Perhaps I should put it up as a one-time offer on eBay?