Important news for those of you thinking of flying via Manston to Virginia, in the near future, is that gel-filled bras and KY jelly are being considered as potential weapons of mass destruction.
US officials should be aware that Jihadists could pack a standard tube with enough Ricin to kill around four million guinea pigs. To put it in perspective, that's the equivalent of a six-foot-deep layer of dead guinea pigs covering an area the size of three football pitches. It's a chilling thought.
Try this account of the indignity suffered by a 57-year-old cancer survivor en route to Majorca from a UK airport who was told that her "gel-filled breast would need to be checked in with baggage.
Does anyone know if security arrangements at Kent International Airport are up to speed with this new threat to air travel?