"Respec man, dem Birchington Massif kids ain’t dat good you avvin' a laff intcha? You tell me dat all dese well 'ard dudes is hangin outside de Powell Arms? I fink you wanna check dese kids out a bit more. 'Cos I don' wanna diss de fine people o' Birchington, but I took a look where you is livin an' it in a mingin' area. If you wanna see well ard geezers den you go drink dat brown fizzy stuff in Margate on Saturday night, 'Cos de hoodies you got in Birchington ain't dat cool and de Margate Massif got real attitude, bb guns and all dat. An' if any bloke or bird diss them he get rubbed out. Margate is de place man, we is on you side from now respec."
Ed. Does anyone want to attempt a translation?