Friday, February 17, 2006

Margate is de Place

"Respec man, dem Birchington Massif kids ain’t dat good you avvin' a laff intcha? You tell me dat all dese well 'ard dudes is hangin outside de Powell Arms? I fink you wanna check dese kids out a bit more. 'Cos I don' wanna diss de fine people o' Birchington, but I took a look where you is livin an' it in a mingin' area. If you wanna see well ard geezers den you go drink dat brown fizzy stuff in Margate on Saturday night, 'Cos de hoodies you got in Birchington ain't dat cool and de Margate Massif got real attitude, bb guns and all dat. An' if any bloke or bird diss them he get rubbed out. Margate is de place man, we is on you side from now respec."

Ed. Does anyone want to attempt a translation?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

anon again!

lovely pic.... but,is the language used in the permalink the same as is in the newspaper!

Anonymous said...

Caught you out! they drink yellow fizzy stuff, or more accurately, amber pi**y stuff.

Andy Pandy said...

It sounds like an almost complete speech for David Cameron to broadcast when he next visits Life FM. To make it 100% cringeworthy then the words 'Keep it real' need to be added at the end.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant!

Street Illiterate said...

I think your trying to say that those nice lads in Birchington just do not match the really hard thugs we have in Margate; is that the case?